JAN - MAR 2022 ABRIDGED

[TL;DR VERSION]

Because you are all wonderful people with very busy lives.

I.- MONTHLY OVERVIEW:

- JANUARY: A violent month bad for father figures and crimes of passion. Do not lose your cool if your significant other is found cheating, just walk away and laugh it off. You are not built for prison.

- FEBRUARY: A time of worry financially, avoid travel abroad, big market scare but it is just that, a circus. Careful of "buying the dip" because it is an artificial situation. Good chance of finding love in the least expected place.

- MARCH: General panic and hysteria, might be because of the asteroid, whatever it is it will have an international reach. Inheritances and taxes are your greatest concern, we could face another lock-down or some other stagnating measure.

II.- THE MOST LIKELY OUTCOME:

- JANUARY: Tempers will flare because of news affecting ruling elites, avoid public discussion or participation in demonstrations, it could lead to fights and you want to avoid hospitalization at all costs. Imagine catching something worse after going in for some cuts and bruises.

- FEBRUARY: High wins but brutal losses, a momentary market niche before going back to economic lethargy due to international market power play. Careful that your sudden gains are not taxed or made illegal overnight, our governments are hungry for money.

- MARCH: Upheaval that sets things right but at a cost, whatever that means. Avoid helping anyone but yourself, you should be set and ready before this month comes, so make sure to have all what you need in your freezer by then.

III.- SOLUTIONS:

- JANUARY: Be purse-shy. There will be many offers and "get rich quick"-schemes this month that you should ignore if you cannot assess correctly. In other words, many will tell you this is a good time to put your money into this or that investment, and your general rule of thumb should be that you probably do not want to if said investment is not understandable to you. There is no shame, either do due research or walk away, it is way worse to lose your funds like that. There's Vegas if you want to gamble!

- FEBRUARY: Disciplined patience. Take a moment to distance yourself from your current problems so you can list and address them individually. In other words, be very careful of having a violent reaction if overwhelmed, and remember that no matter how bad it is you cannot allow yourself to make it worse by losing your temper.

-MARCH: No other way but to already be prepared for this month. Big but costly changes, of varied nature, so you have to have your ducks in a row by then. For example, if you have a legal case pending by this month then you should already have compiled all the documents necessary.